Come here to read fair (I have no opinions), simple (I’m dumb), and short (I’m lazy) video game reviews. Most of them will probably be smaller games. Ones not mired in a lot of mainstream attention, basically. In the end it’ll usually just be things I played and thought were worth a write up.

Primarily the site was inspired by G-mod jamming with friends online and offline, but I thought I should do other stuff and write about video games or something. Most importantly you can come here and see the retarded G-mods myself and a few others labor over in the drunken hours of the night. Along with that you’ll find insightful albeit short reviews, a few brief glimpses of neat things in the industry via other means that I make up as I go or steal from other sites.

There will also be articles that are meant to be professional and informative, but they’ll take longer. Like one a month. This is so I can do research and contact gaming companies for what will be pieces that span the video game industry as a whole, but also because I actually want to have time to play video games so I’m not going to spend all my goddamn free time on a blog. For the most part I stick to updating at least twice a week, at the most three times. No specific days, just, you know, whenever I’m not lazy.

It’s a place of fun with a hint of professionalism. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to write about video games forever, but mostly I (and the one or two others that might feature their work here) do it because I (we) get a kick out of it.

If you have any reason to contact me, feel free to do so at stevens,carlton@gmail.com. I check it regularly and will respond as quickly as I can.